I have no idea how to start this blog, so I've experimented a bit with the "Hi" post and the "watermelanin" post. The main reason for this blog is so that we can remember the funny stuff that happens 'round here ('round here = un-named doctor's office. We are employs of said doctor's office), whether it is stuff we say or stuff patients say. Expect anything. Our boss should have said that to us when we started working. "Girl Employee, expect anything."

Because I have not yet, I will explain watermelanin. A friend of mine started taking sleeping pills called melatonin. I thought it was funny because melatonin is the stuff that gives your skin color (it's not. I know this now). When I shared this with my friends at work, Giuliana said "isn't melanin the stuff that gives your skin color?" and I said "Don't be dumb. It's melatonin." Then she said, "Well then what's melanin?" and CoCo said "Is it watermelanin?" hahahhHHAHAHhHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHH.

Many of you have probable heard of watermelon, so you know that watermelanin is not.

Also, melanin really is the stuff that gives your skin color. Melatonin is nothing but a sleeping pill.